From the time we left Salzburg, until we were safely back in Munich, I spent most of my time being licked by animals. Apparently I am saltier than average. Here are some of the friends we made.
The customs form at the airport had a box you could check that said, ‘I visited a farm/pasture or otherwise had contact with livestock.’ I had to write, “And HOW.” By the way, cows have very rough tongues. Horses have velvety tongues. Also, horses don’t sniff crotches like dogs do: they smell your breath.
